The Box Office.(post # 1,116)

While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc.

Finally, she said, ‘Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan ‘

An old MSgt. sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, ‘Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman? ‘

When the attendant came by he said ‘Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?’
‘Yes,’! said the attendant, ‘In fact, this entire crew is female.’

‘My God,’ he said, ‘I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I don’t know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit.’

‘That’s another thing, Sergeant,’ said the crew member, ‘We No Longer Call It The Cockpit’

‘It’s The Box Office.’
With a tip of the hat to the sexyoldbroad!

10 Comments on “The Box Office.(post # 1,116)

  1. I love it. It's a good one isn't it. I wonder who's going to beat you up for this joke? If they do send them over to my place okay.Have a terrific day Mike. Keep them coming. Big hug. 🙂

  2. Sandee,I intend to keep these comming.I will not be bullied into what I can and connot post.Wanda's Wings,I'm glad you enjoyed this one!

  3. LOL, Mike this is cute. I can just picture the old men sitting there in shock!!I'm sorry I am so late getting over. I have been ding things around the house, cooking myself some dinner, and trying to get some photo editing done.I took some pictures yesterday ad haven't even looked at them yet!!I hope you have a wonderful night!! I may call it quits early and see what's on t,v,!!Jackie:-)))

  4. Jackie,thanks for stopping by,what ever time you do thast.I hope that you have a great night,and even better one tomarrow!

  5. Okay now that is hysterical!! Thank you for closing my day out nicely!

  6. A Stich In Thyme,I'm glad thatr I made your day.Scott,I'm glad you liked this one.Anon Drifter,thanks for stopping by,I'm glad you enjoyed this one.Akelamlu,yep!!

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