this week’s Wacky Wednesday is courtesy of SANDEE
Advice From Kids.
Never trust a dog to watch your food.”
-Patrick, age 10
“When your dad is mad and asks you, ‘Do I look stupid?’ Don’t answer.”
-Hannah, age 9
Never tell your Mom her diet’s not working.”
-Michael, age 14
“Stay away from prunes.”
-Randy, age 9
“Don’t pull Dad’s finger when he tells you to.”
-Emily, age 10
“When your Mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.”
-Taylia, age 11
“Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.”
-Traci, age 14
“A puppy always has bad breath–even after eating a Tic-Tac.”
– Andrew, age 9
“Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.”
– Kyoyo, age 11
“You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.”
-Amir, age 9
“Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.”
-Kellie, age 11
“If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.”
-Naomi, age 15
“Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick.”
-Lauren, age 9
“Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat.”
-Joel, age 10
“When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she’s on the phone.”
-Alyesha, age 13
“Never try to baptize a cat.”
-Eileen, age 8
Mike, these are really great. Thanks for the smile.
Awww…thanks Mike for posting it here as well. Kids do say the cutest things. They are often so very true as well.Have a terrific day Mike. Big hug. 🙂
I love this. Thanks for the smile this morning.
Syd and Nicci,I'm glad that I was able to provide a smile to the both of you.Sandee,in The Imitation Is The Sincerest Form of Flattery catagory,I just had to post this as well.I think Art Linkletter said it best\”Kids say the darndest things\”
Oh fabulous! Kid's just say the funniest things don't they? LOL
Just Breathe,I'm glad that you liked this one.Akelamalu,you bet they do.Maybe we should all look at things through a Childs eye maybe the world would be a better place.
Some good advice.
That's some good wisdom – and laughs too!
Wanda's Wings,it is interesting.Mari,yep there are a bunch of chuckles in this list.
Kids are so funny and smart.Name That Christmas Song
Nessa yes they are.