Many of us ‘Old Folks’ (over 50, hovering near 50, or way over 50) are quite confused today about how we should present ourselves. Feeling ‘young’ , we try to conform to current fashions and present a youthful image.
Contrary to what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedos and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Mini skirts and varicose veins
And, most importantly…at some point you have to give up the “DAISY DUKE” Shorts.
With a tip of the hat to Wildcatsthree over at Living well with pets.
Please note I had scheduled this earlier this week. Hopefully I be back on line tomorrow.
Oh Lord. Thank God I know how to dress. Geez. Thanks for the laughs though.Have a terrific day Mike. I hope you are feeling well. Big hug. 🙂
Those are quite some combinations and the picture is beyond words!Hope you're surgery is going well and you are soon back to feeling like yourself!
You are sooo right, those things do NOT go together!
Did she look in the mirror before she left the house. OMG!
Hey, I still have my Daisy Dukes that I wear on the boat. I think I even a photo of me in them.
\”Old Folks\” EK! I'm around 50, but I'm not middle age yet! Gov. schwarzenegger thinks that he will live to see 120. That would make 60 middle age. I don't want to live THAT long, but 60 as middle age sounds great to me. 😉
Mike, I thought I asked you NOT to use that picture of me *wink*….E gads… you gotta give her the \”steel balls\” award though, man she's tough and doesn't give a rat's arse. Hugs. Tammy
That picture is beyond words…
unfortunately, I have seen #9 too many times.and when I got down to the picture I just about lost my dinner,thanks Mike
Well, you've done ruined the really good time I was gonna have.
Sandee,Mari,Akelamalu,Just Breathe,Syd,A.I.R.,A Stich In Thyme,Patrick,Dickster 1961 and Fish Hawk I'm glad you enjoyed my offering for this Wacky Wednesday.
THAT PICTURE SPEAKS A THOUSAND WORDS!