A SILLY EMAIL/ A NON SENSE RECIPE!!

I got this as an Email and just had to share it it is funny!
HOLIDAY TEQUILA COOKIES

1 cup of dark brown sugar
1 cup (2 sticks) butter
1 cup of granulated sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups of dried fruit, such as dried cranberries or raisins
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
1 tsp fresh lemon juice
1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest
quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup
of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it’s best to make
sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck
in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry
it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or s omething. Check the Jose Cue rvo.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon
of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don’t forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and
make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

**** CHERRY MISTMAS ****

15 Comments on “A SILLY EMAIL/ A NON SENSE RECIPE!!

  1. your recipe cracked me up.congratulations on your sobriety. my brother celebrates his 2nd year on 2.14.09. having all of him around during the holidays without the alcohol, is an immeasurable gift. i\’m sure your family feels the same way.

  2. Ok, you just gave me my first laugh of the evening!Add one table did it!Oh, and \”Cherry Mistmas\” to you, too!Thanks for the follow! 😉

  3. Fitness Diva,ewvery once and a while I resort to pure sillyness. for a blog entry.this is one of them.I\’m glad I made you smile.

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