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Welcome to my blog. I post things that I feel must be said. I will post Prayer Requests when I find them. I will try to do my best to be a good blogger and will try to not step on too many toes. May God bless all that visit with me. THE BLOG IS THE SAME ONLY THE NAME WAS CHANGED, TO PROTECT THE SILLINESS! (With a Nod To Dragnet)
Zingers.
Without missing a beat…. she said, “Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub.”
The stock boy replied, “No ma’am,they’re dead.”
The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.”
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks up to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, “Got stuck, huh?”
The truck driver says, “No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.”
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They are some good ones aren't they. Thanks for re-posting them Mike.Have a terrific day. Big hug. 🙂
Those are really good ones. Thanks for the laughs.
LOL I enjoyed the chuckle Mike, thanks.
These are great Mike. Thanks for sharing them.
These are good. Thanks for the laughs!
These are fantastic!! I had not heard any of any of these. thanks Mike. Hugs. Tammy
Sandee,they gave me a good chuckle so I reposted them here to give someone elase a chuckle.Just Breathe,Akelamalu,Syd,Mari,and A Stich In Thyme,I glad that you enjoyed these.
Great! Keep on keeping on.
Subvet,you bet!