Silly Sunday

Silly Sunday is hosted by Sandee at Comedy Plus Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.
Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Great Truths That Adults Have Learned!

   1) Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a tree.
   2) There’s always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example, I am sitting      here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt.
   3) Reason to smile: Every seven minutes of every day someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
   4) The best way to keep kids at home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere…and let the air out of their tires.
   5) Families are like fudge…mostly sweet with a few nuts.
   6) Middle age is when you choose cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
    7) The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
    8) If you can remain calm, you don’t have all the facts.
    9) Eat a live toad first thing in the morning, and nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day.
   10) You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you’re down there.

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