Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

 Paraprosdokians

If I had a pound for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive. 

 I find it ironic that the colours red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you.

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I’m great at multi-tasking — I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Take my advice — I’m not using it.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years; then we met.

Hospitality is the art of making guests feel like they’re at home when you wish they were.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking. 

One Comment on “Silly Sunday”

1. Bwahahahahahahaha. These are very good Mike. Very good.Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. 🙂

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