Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:
First guy: You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.’
Second guy: That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.’
Third guy: Man , you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.’
They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy had not said a word, they asked him, “You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What’s the deal?”
Fourth guy: I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, I gave the wife a slap on her butt and said, ‘Fishing or Sex?’
And she said, ‘Wear sun-block.’
With a Big Time Tip Of the Hat to Sandee!!