Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog. 1. I will not eat the cats’ food before they eat it or after they throw it up. 2. I will not roll on… Continue Reading “a good dog”
THE TOILET SEAT Charlie’s wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out. After finishing, he left to take care of another matter before she returned.… Continue Reading “Silly Saturday”
The Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which… Continue Reading “Silly Saturday”
BAD ParrotA young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird’s… Continue Reading “Silly Saturday”
Look at the tits on this. My thanks and a TIP OF THE HAT TO STEVE over at bethere2day